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Assholes Finish First

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What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another fucking book on your hands.


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  • Once again, Tucker Max manages to surpass his own achievements in "Assholes Finish First". This book is truly a work of art that you couldn't even dream up! It's absolutely outstanding and qualifies as a true masterpiece.
  • This book is narrated in the first person by a well-spoken individual who lives life on their own terms, fueled by two passions: beer and women. While some of the stories may be explicit, they are undeniably uproarious. If you're someone who can't find humor in content that isn't politically correct, then this book may not be for you.
  • To be completely honest, this book is a total letdown. If you're a fan of this book, then I'm sorry to say, but you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. Tucker, the author, isn't exactly the brightest bulb either, and it's pretty disheartening that there are women who willingly slept with him. Save yourself the trouble and avoid wasting your precious time on this garbage. I can honestly say that this is the worst book that has ever graced my ears.
  • I absolutely adore all of Tucker's work. I became a fan when I was younger because my older brother explicitly told me not to touch his books, which usually meant they were filled with adult content. While Tucker's material may be a bit close to that, it actually helped me break out of my shell and develop my own style. His self-assured confidence is truly inspiring and almost nourishing for the soul. If you're going to focus on sex and perversion, at least throw in some humor, wit, and charm to make it enjoyable – which Tucker definitely does. His storytelling abilities, style, and unfiltered honesty are truly refreshing, as he doesn't shy away from any details to appease political correctness. Listening to Tucker recount his stories on audiobook really sets the perfect tone and gives me a taste of that raunchy camaraderie I experienced while serving in the Army. In fact, I loved his audiobooks so much that I bought all of them to ensure that the excitement doesn't fade away.
  • Just a heads up, I had my airpods on while diving into this one.. This is the second Tucker Max book I've experienced through audio, and let me tell you, I was cracking up the entire time!! I was laughing so uncontrollably that people in the grocery store actually turned their heads to see what was going on.
  • Overall, I thought it was pretty solid, but it's definitely lacking quite a few stories that are included in the physical copy. I have to admit, I was a bit let down by that, but it's still a hilarious read.
  • Tucker has this unique way of describing moments that just cracks me up. I had a buddy back in New York who was a lot like Max, so reading this book brought back memories of my teenage and early twenties. So, who should give this book a listen, you might ask? Well, it's those genuinely nice guys who always seem to finish last. From Max's perspective, you can understand why he always comes out on top, just like my friend in New York who never gave a damn and somehow managed to attract women effortlessly. If you pay close attention, there's a lot to learn here. Like how girls can manipulate you by claiming a baby is yours when it's actually from another guy. That happened to me, too, along with some of the other crazy situations Max found himself in. Honestly, I really wish I had Tucker Max's insights back when I was younger. It could've saved me from a whole lot of trouble. So, a big thank you to Tucker Max for writing this book.
  • This book is great for a laugh, I look like a crazy person laughing out loud on the bus all by myself but it is soooo worth it. I have read it a couple of times but having Tucker himself narrate it adds a whole new level of awesomeness! I am definitely going back and listening to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (his first book which I have read 3 times). Audio adds so much to this book, well done Tucker!
  • I don't understand why so many hate this book, these women were consenting adults. Is it polite, absolutely not, but is it funny, hell yes! I was disturbed many times by the lack of esteem of these girls but that's their choice. He is a huge jerk and extremely cocky but the stories are unbelievably hilarious.
  • I love this book, can't wait to read his first one now. I agree that he's beneath human at times, but the quality of the writing is excellent, him narrating it himself is even better. I rarely laugh out loud when listening to a book, but this one had me pulling off the side of the road because I started having a fit.