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President Me: The America That's in My Head by Adam Carolla

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My fellow Americans,



  • Adam's proposed Policies in "President Me: The America That's in My Head" will surely bring a smile and a nod to the listener's face. While some might find them outlandish, the comedian cleverly uses a tongue-in-cheek approach to highlight the absurdity of the current status quo.
  • Adam Carolla, I gotta give you props. You've become a hero in my eyes. And hey, no shame in being a white guy, right? I'm in the same boat, and I'm proud of it. I've got a retirement fund, two smart kids, and while I may not be rolling in dough, things are going pretty good for me. So when I say I agree with pretty much everything Adam says in this book, you know I mean it. This is one hilarious, no-holds-barred rant about how messed up our society has become. I'm sick and tired of people screwing up their lives with their own choices and then expecting me to bail them out. I didn't force anyone to have a dozen kids without being able to support any of them. I didn't stick that heroin needle in anyone's arm or hold a crack pipe to their lips. Seriously, what the hell is happening to people these days? I laughed my ass off listening to this book, but I was also pissed off because Adam is absolutely right. If you're living in section 8 housing, living off welfare, calling 911 every other day, buying bargain DVDs at Walmart, driving around with broken taillights covered in red plastic wrap, cruising without insurance, believing the WWE is real, taking religion too seriously, or taking your shoes off on a damn plane, then this book isn't for you, you clueless idiot. Or maybe, just maybe, you'll enjoy it because you're too dense to realize it's about you. Who knows? Frankly, I'm too busy trying to make an honest living and get ahead to worry about you anyway. For all the good people out there, keep doing what you're doing. We need more folks like you.
  • If I had the chance, I'd definitely throw my vote behind Adam Carolla for president. This guy and I share so much in common, especially when it comes to our beliefs and values. I'm definitely going to share this with my grown-up kids, hoping that Carolla's sensible perspective will reinforce all the advice I've been giving them for years. Well done, Carolla!